Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
Breaking news from Paris! The Pont des Arts, famous because of the large amount of love locks which were placed on its fences by thousands of couples… began to collapse due to the high weigh of these love locks.
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo, as a consequence, ordered the removal of all the love locks. The Pont des Arts will never be the same anymore. An international love symbol has disaspeared…
No fucking way..
I’ll try :-)
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
I don’t get why old friends are always so surprised I remember the little things about them. I cared about you, and still do, so why wouldn’t I remember that you have asthma, or that you have practices every Tuesday, or that you love seafood even though you’re allergic? We’re friends; we’re supposed to know each other like that.